letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

willsmith420:

gwenelizz:

Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989

(Source: thatgwenchick)

(Source: thatswhaticallsexy)

darrynek:

fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

kumqu4t:

I’d like to make more friends and perhaps one day fall in love with you. I will follow each and every single one of you that likes or reblogs this. I promise.  Please? :3

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

naking:

limbsa7o:

The first bionic hand that allows an amputee to feel what they are touching will be transplanted later this year in a pioneering operation that could introduce a new generation of artificial limbs with sensory perception.

raw

You guys…. it’s starting.

It’s just a matter of time now till lightsabers.

(Source: dyinglolita)